by checklist

1. You think this seems like a good solution.
bathroom cut door

 

2. Your hands took four months to heal last time.

bandaged-hands

3. You wear this thinking “maybe I’ll get laid” and have no idea how to use any of the tools in it.

tool-belt-occidental_full

 

4. This is what you looked like the last time you did anything “crafty”.

iStock_7_year_old_riding_bicycle_article

5.  You took part in this.

pinkroom

 

6.  After you get around to reading War and Peace you’ll get around to browsing through this.

Do-It-Yourself-Home-Improvement-Book

7.  Your idea of an enjoyable weekend includes waiting on line here for three hours.
 rosewater
8.  This is how much you know about repairing things in your home.

 

 

 

 

 

9.  Even though it’s kind of awkward, you use this to measure your waistline. I mean, that’s what it’s for, right?

measureingtape

 

10.  This is your worst F&*%ing nightmare.

IKEA_instruction-mistakes